Holy crap, I'm a mom

Know how I know? Kostyn was just sitting on my lap, minding his own business, and I was looking at his hair and noticing that it was sticking up on top, and without a second thought I licked three fingers and wiped my own spit onto his head, plastering down the unruly tuft.

We're not even going anywhere!

I'm deeply disturbed by this behavior.

5 comments:

Lyn said...

Let me know when you decide to use the inside of your shirt sleeve to wipe his nose...then we'll have something to talk about!

Anonymous said...

Look out. It's a slippery slope...

P.S. I've totally done the shirt sleeve thing...

Anonymous said...

It is all over now... Remember how you hated it when you were young? You have become your mother. Your beautiful mother...

Christopher K Passante said...

If it's any consolation, I've done the shirt sleeve thing, too, with or without the shirt sleeve...

Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT !!! You both will survive this freaky act of mother's everywhere.
And Rick----You make my heart go zing!