America's favorite pastime

You can blame this blog on fatty foods and my friend Morgan, who’s been pestering me for some time to create one of these things. He says my friends and family would get a kick out of my musings, and my life. I think he just wanted me to have an alternate outlet for my snide remarks so I’d stop bothering him with them.

Either way, the last straw came when I sent him a link to this story about the creation of a new burger, loaded with cheese and bacon, that uses a sliced glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut for a bun.

The inventors were astute enough to know that both burgers and Krispy Kreme doughnuts are by definition messy, so they’ve thoughtfully placed the sticky side inward, which glazes the fried pork and greasy beef patty with a healthy layer of melted sugar.

At 1,000 calories a pop, it’s the perfect complement to your Diet Coke or Bud Light at the ballpark.

Would you like fries with that?


Morgan Bonner said...

Finally! On behalf of bloggers everywhere, I bid you welcome. Allow me to impart the two lessons I've learned in my 10 months of blogging: first, some people will only communicate with you via the comments section. Seriously - like people that never e-mail you or call you will post comments on your blog. Don't take it personally. Second, when you're in the middle of a dry spell (as I am in now) post one of those blogthings - it's the perfect way to act like you're still invested in the blog while not really putting any effort into it. I look forward to your musings!
/oh, and that burger sounds positively disgusting
//would still try it though

Allison Bonner said...

welcome! you remind me that i haven't posted anything on my blog for awhile...just a picture of a cat...that's sad, i guess i better go post something.

Amy P said...

Love it, love it, love it. Can't wait to read more. It's like your texts on drugs... it's great. and I get to see what is really going on in your life.

and that burger... gross.

Anonymous said...

Don't know much about blogging but, I have now heard more from you today then in a while. I will keep checking back.
Burger sounds disgusting.

Sheila said...

Here's the thing...the burger actually sounds good to me.

Robyn said...

Sheils, seriously?! This from a girl whose standard lunch fare is the 6-inch veggie sub (hold the onions) from Subway?

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