

So my hairdresser — the same woman I've been going to for six years — told me a few days ago that she finally figured out who the famous person was that I looked like. It hit her as she was watching a Lifetime movie the night before. (This should have been my first clue that the news would not be favorable.) "Valerie Bertinelli!" she said triumphantly, staring at me in wonder as if the former Mrs. Eddie Van Halen was standing right there in front of her. "I mean, it's amazing!" she said, staring some more and shaking her head. "Spitting image."
Then she proceeded to tell me how Ms. Bertinelli was definitely looking older and that she'd put on some weight, and she "was letting some gray show through her hair now."
I wasn't sure how to take any of that.
I don't have anything against Valerie Bertinelli. She's adorable. It's just ... as far as celebrity lookalikes go, she's not my first choice.
Sorry Eddie.
(Bonus shot of my dog. This pic was taken yesterday. That's my new front door!) :)